It’s on the Haus: Chargers Logo Sucks, Rams Hire Coaches, Carmelo Anthony Airball

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Wut U Doing, Chargers?

Ugh. (Photo: chargers.com)

The Chargers franchise that has lived in San Diego for 55 years is moving to glamorous Hollywood. The decision is ill-received by those who live in or around San Diego, and rightfully so.

The Chargers franchise sucks. They wasted Philip Rivers’ prime that included Ladainian Tomlinson, Shawne Merriman, Antonio Gates, and others. Now they move to a city that doesn’t need nor want them.

To make matters worse, the logo the Chargers created is terrible. It appears the franchise spent 99% of its available funds on relocating, and the other $14 on its graphic design team. The image is awfully bland, and it looks like the logo just combined the Dodgers’ logo with the Tampa Bay Lightning’s logo.

There’s a lot of unhappy fans, whether they be fans of the franchise or not. I understand the hate. I would be crushed if one of my favorite teams relocated, and it’d be worse if they gained a putrid new brand in the process.

Rams Hire Everyone

The Los Angeles Rams are handing out coaching jobs like Oprah hands out free gifts. The team made Sean McVay the youngest head coach of all time (30), and hired former Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips to the same position.

Good for McVay for being ambitious, but I don’t see why anyone would take the dang job. The Rams don’t have a first or third-round pick for the 2017 NFL Draft. They also traded away the kitchen sink for Jared Goff, and he’s been about as impressive as one-ply toilet paper.

And Wade Philips, what the heifer are you doing? Philips is more crazy than McVay in this situation. The Broncos are a quarterback away from being real contenders again. So Philips moves to one of the worst franchises in the sport for the same position? Whatever old guy. Do you then.

Melo Does Bad, Gets Booed

Hot take: If you’re going to pay a man millions of dollars to throw a sphere into a circle, you should at least come close to doing so. Carmelo Anthony disagrees, as you can see in this technologically sound looping video below.

Look, “Melo”, don’t smile about sucking. Sucking isn’t funny, it’s actually bad. The Knicks have sucked for a while, and chuckling about your fans’ displeasure is cruel. Going iso and throwing up an airball is an atrocity, and if laughing is Anthony’s way of dealing with the pain, so be it. But it’s still not okay to do it.

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